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Hello everyone, I'm Tomitan's Naka, Kani-san's microphone and not-equal-me's Kani-san's microphone!
Today we have a special guest, so we'd like to call him out right away!
The guest is this person!
Welcome!
- So... - What is it?
- I love you! - What is this?
- It's a collaboration with Amos! - It's been a while!
- Thank you for coming! - Thank you for having me!
- I feel like you haven't called me out recently. - That's right.
- We always call you out. - Right?
- We say it everywhere. - Really?
- What is it today? - Today we'd like to do something like this!
The first episode of "Kano-san"!
- I don't know about you three. - I'm not sure about who knows me the best.
- I know you're doing it as a group, but I don't think anyone is interested. - I'm not going to lose!
- I'm not going to lose!
So we'd like to see who knows Kano-san the best!
- Don't you think it's unfair? - About what?
- You've been with us for a long time. - That's true, but...
- If you want to be together, you can break up. - That's not fair!
- What kind of situation is this? - What kind of situation is this?
- I think you're right. - I think you're right, too.
- We've prepared a "why" for you. - A "why"?
- Nanaka and I have been thinking about this for a long time. - I see.
- You may not need it, but I love you. - I love you.
- What did you say? - I love you.
- I love you.
- You've cheated, haven't you? - It's a hint.
- I love you. - I love you.
- Can I say that? - Yes, you can.
- We've been together since we were in fifth grade. - We've been together for about 20 years.
- I love you. - I love you.
- We'd like to see who knows Kano-san the best! - We'd like to see who knows Kano-san the best!
Let's move on to the first question!
What was your dream when you were a girl?
She asked me to answer properly, so I'll answer properly.
- No jokes? - No jokes.
She said, "If you joke too much, you'll get caught."
No jokes.
I think I know. Maybe Murakami doesn't know.
I don't remember saying it.
- I think I know. - Really?
I think I like Jake.
Maybe it's just what I liked when I was little.
- What? - I think I know.
This is embarrassing.
I've never said anything like this in an interview without making a fool of myself.
- What? - I've never said anything like this in an interview without making a fool of myself.
- Then... - Yes.
- Let's... - Let's...
open the answers!
One, two...
- Boom! - Boom!
Oh, I see!
- You're being praised! - You're being praised!
You're being praised!
- I haven't been praised that much. - That's true.
You don't look like a bride.
- I'm a manga artist. - A manga artist.
- I'm from Walt Disney World. - Walt Disney World.
Oh, I think it's after I grew up a little bit.
- What? - Oh, I think it's after I grew up a little bit.
It's after I grew up a little bit.
- What? - Wait, this is...
- I don't like this answer anymore. - What?
This is embarrassing.
Let's open the answers!
- What was your dream when you were a kid? - That's a serious question.
- Seriously? - Yes.
When I was in elementary school and junior high school...
- A flower shop. - Ah!
- I'm in trouble! - I'm in trouble!
- Wait! - Don't say it!
- I can't help it! - I can't help it!
- I'm writing it! - I'm writing it!
- I can't help it! - You're not an entertainer at all!
- I'm a real entertainer! - You're a real entertainer!
- If I had to say it calmly, it's when I was in the lowest grade. - Ah!
In the lowest grade.
- It was when I was in elementary school and junior high school. - Did you like flowers?
- That's right. - What?
- You don't know? - What did you like about flowers?
- Shut up! - What did you like about flowers?
- Kisses. - Ah!
I knew it! I knew it!
- It's because you were in high school! - What?
- It's because you were in high school! - It's because you were in junior high school!
- Since we didn't get a question, please give us the second one. - Second one.
- Here we go. - Please.
- A good friend of an entertainer is... - Oh!
- Oh!
- Yes, yes, yes! - Isn't it obvious?
- Yes, it's obvious. - He knew about it.
- If you had to give it to four people... - Four people.
- If you had to give it to four people, you'd get three points. - Four people.
Let's open the answers together!
One, two...
- Wait a minute. - I'm scared.
- Wait a minute! - I'm scared of death.
Wait a minute!
We never make a scenario on Noiriri's channel.
We're good friends, but we can't make a manzai out of Masaki.
- We're good friends. - We'll go, but...
- We'll ask you. - It won't sell.
Who doesn't know?
- Pura-chan and... - Pura-chan.
Murako is in it.
- Pura-chan. - Pura-chan.
- You've been together for a long time. - You don't have to say it.
- Let's see the correct answer.
- Who is a good friend of yours? - Fuwa-chan.
- Mayans. - I like Mayans. - David, Beach and Yuki.
- Shirokuma and Atsumi. - The correct answer is...
- You don't know? - Pura-chan and...
- David, Beach and Yuki. - You don't know? Mayans.
- You don't know? - Beach and Yuki.
- I'm happy that you know. - But I learned it today.
- This? You don't have to learn it. - It's a lie. - It's a lie.
- You'll never learn it. - Fuwa-chan of Kumamoto.
- You won't learn it? - Fuwa-chan of Kumamoto.
- You'll never learn it. - Thank you.
- Fuwa-chan got one point. - Yay!
- Fuwa-chan is amazing. - Thank you.
- The third one. - Please.
- What is your first memory of summer vacation? - This is the most embarrassing one.
- Which one is it? - Marsha's.
- My dad and... - Can I imagine Kano-san's summer and write it down?
- Yes, you can. - But I think it's okay.
- I don't think it's a big deal. - I wrote it down.
- Let's see the answer. - Let's see the answer.
- One, two... - I see.
- Climbing trees? - I think you like climbing trees.
- Climbing trees with your dad? - Yes, with my dad.
- I was a little lost. - I see.
- Baseball? - I thought it wasn't expensive.
- I see. - I thought it was a pleasant life.
- Don't say it like that. - It's pleasant.
- Don't say it like that. - It's not a joke.
- You don't want to say it? - No.
- And you went to a comedy show. - I see.
- I'm confident. - Me too. - Why?
- I'm confident. - I'm confident.
- Let's see the answer. - What is your best memory of summer vacation?
- My best memory of summer vacation... - You mean when you were a kid, right? - Yes.
- I went to see "Dad and New Cake". - That's correct!
- Moeko is correct! - Yay!
- Wow! - Wow!
- You climbed a tree in a comedy show, right? - Yes, I did.
- I'm sorry, I didn't know about it. - Did you go to see "Dad and New Cake"?
- No, I didn't go. - Wow!
- Wow!
- Stop it. - Why?
- You just went in there. - I didn't go in there.
- You got a lead. - You got two points, right?
- You got three points. - I got a handicap.
- Yeah, you got a handicap. - Wow!
- So now...
- Kanisawa got three points, Tomita got two points, and Murakami...
- is still at zero points. - That's weird!
- This is a problem. - I'm serious about this.
- Oh, wow! - All this time...
- Just kidding, just kidding! - Wow!
- I'm going to score from here. - That's cool!
- Now, number four... - Stop it!
- Huh? - You sounded like a yangnyeom chicken just now.
- Now, I'm going to give you the fourth question. - Okay!
- If you could go back in time and be zero years old, what would you do? - Yeah!
- Zero years old! - Zero years old is pretty rare.
- This is a strange problem, isn't it? - Yeah.
- I wrote it down. - Oh! - It's fast!
- It's fast, that's nice.
- Moeko is coming to me in detail.
- She's pointing it out for me.
- Since I wrote it down, I'm going to answer it!
- One, two...
- Oh!
- Wait a minute...
- What's wrong with everyone?
- Seriously...
- Manzai is the worst!
- There's no way I can say it!
- No, it's manzai.
- Zero years old manzai.
- No, I don't want to say it on such a weird channel!
- No, it's manzai.
- Do it, do it! Don't talk about that funny thing.
- But it's close, isn't it? Moeko's too.
- It's a baby voice manzai.
- It's scary!
- It's funny, but it's funny but it's painful.
- That's a good...
- After story.
- And... there's an idiot!
- Getting a lot of milk rice crackers.
- When you're little, you can't get what you want.
- That's true, that's true.
- So...
- Talk to Yui-chan...
- Give it to me! Give it to me!
- Give it to me!
- So, is there an answer?
- If you could be zero years old with the present memory...
- But I'd get a hug from a annoying senpai...
- And I'd kick her.
- Isn't it this?
- It's me!
- Because I look cute as a baby...
- Yeah, I'd get a hug and kick her.
- It's this.
- You're cute!
- You're not cute.
- Thank you!
- That's all.
- Let's move on to the fifth question!
- Thank you!
- Huh?!
- Besides Kanisawa and Tomita, who is the most popular member?
- Yeah.
- Huh?!
- Right now...
- Well, there's a lot.
- In school, Murakami says "right now" a lot...
- But...
- He says it a lot.
- Yeah.
- Wait a minute...
- But "right now"...
- He says it a lot.
- I see.
- "Right now" which one is it?
- I don't know which one is "right now".
- Basically, everyone likes it, but...
- Like, "right now", "addicted"...
- I wrote it!
- I wrote it a little lower, but do you think it's correct? - Is it correct?
- No, it's a little... - Wait a minute, I'm sorry.
- No, it depends on the season. I'm already...
- I'm from Hakoshi, so my Japanese is... - Does it change depending on the MV?
- It changes a lot depending on the MV. It changes a lot.
- Okay. - Then... - Okay...
- Okay, one, two... - Okay!
- Wow! It's separated! - It's separated!
- Wow! - Mirei, Shiori, Milton...
- This is... - What is it, Mirei-chan?
- I thought it would change depending on the song, so...
- Right now, it's "chocolate". - "Chocolate" is Mirei-chan's song, right?
- It's a good song! - It's a good song!
- That's a good song! - Before the chorus, right?
- That's a good song. - Thank you. - It's cute.
- That was also a time when we made a fuss about it. - What?!
- That was also a time when we made a fuss about it... - What?!
- I came to the stage of "Kosamajo no Yori Dokkan" and...
- I came to the stage of "Koroncheal" of the 7 teams. - Yes, yes.
- At that time, Shiori was doing "kansai no ya" by Aiko-chan. - She was doing "kansai no ya", right?
- She was dancing "kansai no ya" by Aiko-chan. - I see! She was cute!
- I saw her in a small, two-dimensional form...
- I don't know! - I don't know!
- It's a good consideration! You were doing your best in "kansai no ya". - Yes! I was doing my best!
- I was doing my best! - But I'm sorry... - I'm sorry!
- You're stupid!
- She's stupid! - You're stupid!
- She's stupid!
- I think it's a good consideration. - I think it's a good consideration.
- Who is it? - Who is it?
- Who is your favorite member besides Tomita and Misawa? - My favorite?
- It's difficult... - My favorite is...
- Everyone likes it... - My recent favorite is...
- Shiori with my accent.
- It's correct, but it's different! - It's correct, but it's different!
- But it's correct! - It's correct!
- She's amazing! - She's amazing! - She's really amazing!
- I've been with her since we were little! - You've seen her!
- Forgive me! - I'm sorry! - I'm sorry!
- She isn't "bitch"!! - She isn't "bitch"!!
- Muratomi has told us that she likes this music video. - That's right!
- It's really cool. - It's a cool dream.
- I've heard it. - Nana has heard it, too.
- Yeah! - Am I allowed to say it???
Yes, I'm the most correct answer.
Thank you very much.
Let's move on to the second question.
What is the first impression of Unico Moeko?
The first impression?
How many years ago was the first impression?
My first impression was when I first streamed "equal love" and "noimi" together, I honestly didn't know who was who, so when I recognized Moeko, I took a picture of her sneaking in.
It was fun.
Let's do it again this year!
I want to do it!
You were pretty close, weren't you?
Let me reflect on myself.
I think I was too close.
I want to be closer.
On the contrary, I want you to do "equal love" and "noimi" together.
Sounds good!
Do you want me to hold it for you?
Sure.
I love you.
It's painful.
Let's do it together.
It's firm.
It's "kioi".
It's "kioi" in kanji.
It's "kioi".
I want you to hold it for me.
It's fast!
"suki" is fast.
It's "insho".
It's "suki".
It's a bit violent.
It's a bit violent for fans.
Please give me the correct answer!
What was your first impression of Moeko Kanisawa?
She's an idol.
She's transparent and bold.
She's a bold idol.
Don't you hate it when people call you a bold idol?
I hate it!
I hate it when people call me a bold idol.
It's "kioi".
It's close!
No, it's not the correct answer.
It's not the correct answer.
It's "kioi".
It's "kimoi" until "suki".
It's "suki".
Let's move on to the final question.
Do you have any points for this question?
Let's do it.
You got 5 points for the last question.
I got 5 points for the last question.
The current score is...
Kanisawa got 4 points.
Tomita got 2 points.
Muratami got 0 points.
You can do it!
It's getting more and more interesting.
No, it's not.
That's not what you should say.
You can do it!
You got 5 points for the last question.
The last question doesn't matter.
Let's do it for the 7th question.
What is Tomita's strong point?
It's funny.
Is it straight?
No, it's not straight, but I thought about it a lot.
I thought about which one to say, but after knowing various good points, I wrote it like this.
Do you write it yourself?
I don't know why.
It's not like that now.
It's not the first round anymore.
It was fast.
I knew it.
I know my answer the best.
Do you know it?
I'll make more.
What?
I'll make more.
What is Tomita's strong point?
One, two, three.
A gap and a bursting smile.
A bursting smile?
Well, well, well.
It's the same.
It's not straight.
It's straight.
Everyone likes it.
It's not like that.
A gap?
A gap between when you're on stage and when you're in a room like this.
I see.
Let's start with Nanaka.
Let's go.
She's stupid.
She gave you a hint earlier.
She said she likes stupid people.
She gave you a hint.
She's stupid.
She said it herself.
She's stupid!
She's aware of it.
I see.
Can you give me one more hint?
It's not the first round.
If you're a fan of her, you'd know.
You know, when her grandfather and father come to see her.
Yes, yes.
It's a family thing.
I see.
She's stupid!
She's getting more and more amazing.
She's stupid.
Can you give me one more hint?
She's stupid.
She gave you a hint.
When you did your lip sync scenes with Tomimi, she sang "nan to takan to kan" to you, right?
I see.
Please give me one more hint.
What do you like about Tomita Nanaka?
What do I like about her?
She's serious.
What do you like about each other?
Well...
Her shyness with Sveta.
When we were doing "ojamashou", there was a mistake in the song.
You were laughing so cute at that time.
I'm sorry.
It's a little different, though.
You were like, "I can't do it!" as you sang the song.
Oh, my God!
I'm sure you thought it was boring from the audience's point of view.
I thought it was boring, too.
It was really funny that you sang the song while laughing.
So far, the problem is...
None!
Ms. Kano has solved all the problems.
Thank you very much.
I'm sorry for making you go through all this trouble.
Now, I'd like to announce the scores.
Tomita 2 points.
Kanisawa 4 points.
Murakami 3 points.
The winner is me, Kanisawa!
Great!
I'm happy.
I'm happy that I could win by chance.
There were some that I didn't think I would win.
I'm happy and grateful, but I wonder what kind of person is watching this.
Let me give you an excuse.
You were too close and I could only see your neck.
It's not like that.
It's not good that you asked me this question.
I wanted you to give me one more zero.
I'm happy.
It's not like that.
I want to do this again with Murakami and Murakami.
Let us do it, too.
Let us do it.
I hope we can do it together again.
Thank you very much.
It's not official.
It's good.
We will also be on your channel.
Thank you very much.
It was very interesting.
It's not like that.
Please come and watch it.
There is a link in the summary section of this video.
Please.
I don't want it to end like this.
Let's end it here.
We would be happy if you could join us again.
Bye bye.
This face.